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Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Jan 13th, 2010
HELP! My parents run a bed & breakfast in Virginia. There is a man and a pregnant woman at my door who claim they have made reservations here for two days but they clearly have not. I am alone because my parents went to Aspen for a week. The three rooms in the house are [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Dec 22nd, 2009
Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
English Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
English Tourist: Fantastic day isn’t it?
Cornish Farmer: Aye.
English Tourist: Have you lived here all of your life?
Cornish Farmer: Not yet.
Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca.
One looked at the other and asked, ‘Are [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Dec 3rd, 2009
Synopsis: Whispered Secrets
What do you do when you have no idea who is on the good side or the bad? This is the question that is running through Alex Smiths’ head. In the past two days her life has been shaken to the core. Her father isn’t who she thought he was, instead he’s the [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Nov 29th, 2009
"If you were to paten an invention.. and it made a ton of money.. would you ..see below please?
If you were to patten a product that sold and made millions or more… Which would you do.. and why>? "Would you become a best selling author (Of Thrillers/Sci Fi type) If you were getting actual visions [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Nov 18th, 2009
BEFORE YOU READ: read until the very end. the last sentence will seem horrible unless you read till the end
ALSO: Y!A WONT ALLOW PARAGRAPHS FOR SOME WEIRD REASON! DISREGARD THE PARAGRAPH THING!
Miranda rolled out of bed and fell on the ground. Hard. Mornings were not her thing, especially when she had [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Nov 13th, 2009
this is my story…i need titles asap:
As I am threading my needle, I prick my finger. It is a gentle prick, and I don’t mind. My hand mechanically sticks the needle into one hole and then the next, and I see the crosses forming and multiplying as I get farther and farther down the fabric. [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Nov 9th, 2009
Hi all. I have a question about baby food. My son is 7 mths old. Heres an example of what he eats in a day.
For breakfast; 1 Weetabix with full fat milk and 7 oz bottle.
For lunch, Half jar Heinz/SMA baby food and 7 0z bottle
For Tea, 1 Lega mixed in baby milk with [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Oct 26th, 2009
*#*#*#*SPOILER ALERT*#*#*#*#*#*
*!*!*!*!*!* THIS IS THE FULL SHOW FOR TOMORROW’S U.S. AIRING – DO NOT READ IT IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
When Cane and Lily drop by to see Delia, Jill’s thrilled to see Lily wearing the familiar pendant necklace – and to hear they’re back together. She then has to deliver bad [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Oct 26th, 2009
To A Sad Daughter
All night long the hockey pictures
gaze down at you
sleeping in your tracksuit.
Belligerent goalies are your ideal.
Threats of being traded
cuts and wounds
–all this pleases you.
O my god! you say at breakfast
reading the sports page over the Alpen
as another player breaks his ankle
or assaults the coach.
When I thought of daughters
I wasn’t expecting this
but [...]
Posted in sell a bed and breakfast on Oct 23rd, 2009
I KNOW! THERE ARE LOTS OF GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, BUT IT’S THE IDEA THAT COUNTS! AND MY WRITING SKILLS!
Emily woke up with a start again! She looked a round her musty old bedroom, to find her brother sleeping soundly and peacefully as usual! He was breathing evenly and innocently, while she was tossing and [...]