What is your favorite quote from "The Office"?
Feb 11th, 2010 by admin
…or conversation. mine is:
Dwight- Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never.
Jim- Does my room have cable?
Dwight- No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim- Can I change rooms?
Dwight- Sorry we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim- Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight- I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim- You’re not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight- Im the owner…the co-owner. With Satan!!
Jim- Okay, just so i understand it. In your wildest fantasy you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?
Dwight- But I havnt told you my salary yet.
Jim- Go.
Dwight- Eighty thousand dollars.
1st
Michael— Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North," and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
2nd
Michael— Guys! Beef: it’s what’s for dinner! Who wants some man meat?
Dwight— I do! I want some man meat!
Jim— Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael— Well then, my man meat he shall have.
3rd
Phyllis— Everyone, this is my boyfriend Bob.
Kevin— Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance— Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley— Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance— Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan— Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance— Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
[pause]
Ryan— What line of work you in, Bob?
That’s what she said.
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dwight shunning andy haha.!
but that’s just one.
i like a lot of the pranks
that jim and pam pull on dwight also.
best show ever.!
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I don’t know it word for word, but in the deposition episode where they read Michael’s "journal":
"Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere. Hee hee! Oh diary, what a day…"
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My favorites are:
Dwight – How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
and
Dwight – Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, " would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing.
I have this poster on my wall that is covered in Dwight quotes lol those are a couple.
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take" – Wayne Gretzky — Michael Scott
"This wedding was awesome! I got six numbers; one more and I would have a complete phone number." – Kevin
"You don’t go by Monopoly, man, that game is nuts! Nobody just picks up "get out of jail free" cards. Those things cost thousands!" – Creed
"Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galatica." – Jim
"I don’t have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, BUT; before I left – I took a box of Dwight’s Stationary. So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. [Reading fax] Dwight: At 8 AM today, someone poisons the coffee. Do NOT drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight." – Jim
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yeah but is it classy
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1st
Michael— Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North," and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
2nd
Michael— Guys! Beef: it’s what’s for dinner! Who wants some man meat?
Dwight— I do! I want some man meat!
Jim— Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.
Michael— Well then, my man meat he shall have.
3rd
Phyllis— Everyone, this is my boyfriend Bob.
Kevin— Kevin Malone.
Bob Vance— Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Stanley— Stanley Hudson.
Bob Vance— Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
Ryan— Ryan Howard.
Bob Vance— Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
[pause]
Ryan— What line of work you in, Bob?
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