Bed and Breakfast Startup

Ok well.. i wanted to find out what the ablum name to thing song was and then i realized there was two so on itunes. So i plyed them both and Colt 45 is different and Crazy Rap is the ones that i want but when i look anywhere else they are the same song? Which is actuually the one that has these lyrics?

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin’ his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’ (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I’ll tell you all these mutha fuckin’ jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C’mon!)

Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale
Skatin’ on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the ‘83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don’t sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.

Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well I was standing on the corner sellin’ rap CDs
When i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin’ afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick ’til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin’ like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin’ with a two-by-four
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mother fucker wooped my ass all night
But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
That’s the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I’m gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that’s all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin’ them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin’ high as hell flyin’ through Palmdale
Skatin’ on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the ‘83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don’t sell, I bet my Cabby will

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house ’cause she was fine
But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don’t be amazed at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders’ wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I’ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that’s all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin’ them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy

I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan
I can’t wait ’til I fuck that bitch-again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name’s Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I’m a cry when she get deported

[CHORUS]

It’s officaly called Crazy rap but some people call it Colt 45.

Afroman actually has another song called colt 45.